Random Crap of the Ages: 8/22/07 - Things that...Wait, I've use that title before.

So I started writing a post last night and then I emailed it to myself. Only it never came through. Well, let me correct that, it DID come through on my phone but not on my actual email. I have attempted to forward it off of my phone so that I can just copy past it because it was some pretty neat stuff, but alas it has not come through. I am going to have to re-type in manually.

remind me in the future when I do this to just upload it to my Gspace and not email it.

If anyone cares I will be spending a lot of my free time reading practically everything on THIS website. Learning everything I can about PHP and mySQL. I need to learn this to program the JKLM website and to be able to update my own website.

On a good note, I talked with my boss Micheal today and he figured out what was wrong with my website! IT WORKS AGAIN!!! FUCK YEAH!! OMFG DAWG!!!! Now I can have all of this posting on my website as well!

The Official God FAQ

I've often wonder if God might have a "Frequently Asked Questions", low and behold I found it! Take a look, it is very informative. I know I learned a lot by reading it.

One of his students asked Buddha, "Are you the messiah?"
"No", answered Buddha.
"Then are you a healer?"
"No", Buddha replied.
"Then are you a teacher?" the student persisted.
"No, I am not a teacher."
"Then what are you?" asked the student, exasperated.
"I am awake", Buddha replied.
I wonder if Buddha was as resentful to be awake as I am right now?

And now something I found completely amazing:
(They are all drawn in DUST on car WINDOWS!)

see all of them here

Here is something to do if you are REALLY high

© Kenneth Parker 2007

Check out this guy Kenneth Parker, he takes some amazing fucking photographs. His color balance is amazing. I'm no photographer but damn when I found his website it blew my fucking mind.

MS Escher and legos? Who would have thought?