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Friday, September 14, 2007
09/14/07 - sick days.
This is for Jon. Done completely with a sharpie.
Dog credited with alerting homeowner to sex assault attempt
(the mothers facial expression is priceless)
Ain't this some shit? my favorite line is the dad saying
"I heard my husband pick the kid up and throw him on the floor and ask him what are you doing in my home and why are you in my 12 year old's daughter's bed"
I would have been beating the FUCK out of this kid until the cops showed up. There would be a good possibility that I would already be digging a hole in the back yard by the time the cops got there.
Sick shit.
This is neat. Open up calculator and multiply 111,111,111 by 111,111,111 and look at the answer.
It's 12345678987654321.
how rad is that?
~j
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
9/13/07 - Another Day
Daily Memoirs Project Update
Current Word Count: 21,779
So I finished chapter 20 last night, it clocked in at 2,706 words. Now that the first 20 chapters are written, and I have a good feel for how this story will end, I am going to go back through and expand on my previous chapters. I did a word count chapter by chapter and theres quit a few that don't even clock in at 1,000. I think if i can expand each chapter to 2,000 words I'll be in good shape. I have a laundry list of ideas and shit that needs to be added earlier in the book, so it's not like I'm going to arbitrarily throw bullshit into the story. I'm hoping by this Saturday I will have hit the 25,000 word mark with the back writing at least started.
This is pretty funny, a prank the guys at EA's Tiburon division did to their boss.
see video of it HERE
"Hyder and a few colleagues planned to make their boss' door disappear by putting foam in the doorframe and over the window, and painting it to match the wall.
Holt wanted Hyder to think bigger. So he proposed placing drywall over the wall. Holt called his neighbor, the owner of a construction company, and a short time later, a contractor came by to pop the door out, frame it up and drywall it.
The group placed a rolling white board in front of where the door had been, so the boss wouldn't immediately notice the missing door. "He just stood there dumbstruck staring at the place where the door should be," Hyder said. "We were laughing hysterically. We had the door back within an hour and a half. But it doesn't close properly."
~j
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007
09/12/07 - Well, heres another blow...
So I found out today that as of 10/01/2007, I will be unemployed. My friend Krystal has informed of a possible job working on the Ferry, so I am going to send my resume off to her boss. I also applied for a job out at Keyport today through a friend of my mom's. I would like to get that job because I am sure it pays pretty decent, like $15-$20 an hour or so. I wrote up this fancy schmancy cover letter and everything for it. I'll write up a cover letter for the ferry job too, but it won't be as pretty.
It is lunch time and lucky for me I actually made a lunch for myself today. It's not a very fancy lunch, but it will get me by.
So last night my parents to the wife and I to Costco and bought us a shit pile of Groceries. They also bought me a new 4gb thumb drive. I have a 1gb already, but now I get to have to mighty hand-held power a 4gb!!! I remember when I got a 2.2gb HDD for my P3 666mhz computer and I thought it was top shit, now I have 4bg of flash memory hanging from my keychain. Now I can really play with pendrive apps to fully make myself a fucking geek! It already comes with a few games on it, like Suduku, I cant wait to give it it's own Firefox or even it's own OS! Oh the excitement!
There's so much shit going on with Kodi's case that I don't even know where to begin in talking about it. We are currently writing a letter to send out to anyone who will listen. If you know a lawyer, a person of influence, someone at CPS, ANYONE who might be able to help in ANY WAY, please let me know so I can send them this letter. As far as a lawyer goes, MONEY IS NOT A PROBLEM. We may not have money to eat, but we have an endless well of money to pay lawyer fees to keep Kodi.
~j
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Tuesday, September 11, 2007
09/11/07 - Happy Birthday Dylan!!!
A lot of bloggers, radio DJ's and news reporters are reflecting today on what they where doing six years ago when the towers fell. I however will not be joining that bandwagon. Instead I will be wishing Dylan a Happy Birthday and make this a Dylan-Centric post. Some might say I have an unhealthy gay obsession with Dylan, I disagree. I think that it is completely healthy.
As some of you may know for several years I wrote and drew a comic strip based on Dylan, me and our friends. Today let me share with you the evolution of Dylan through my eyes.
The first image I would like to share with you today is the first time I ever drew Dylan.....
 | This was done in drawing II class with Dylan sitting next to me. You see, Dylan and I took a few art classes together (some of my favorite memories from college) and this was the first one. I felt the need to draw him fighting a Sea Creature for some reason. |
 | The next one on our list down memory lane With Dylan is my second attempt to capture the true nature of what it is to be Dylan. We all know that he can sprout wings a fly like an angel, but no one has ever seen this. This was the point that I decided to take Dylan and turn him into a SUPER-HERO! To take a stab at writing and drawing a comic book by myself based on Dylan and his Super-Hero Alter Ego 'Y2Christ'. He agreed to let me do this so I began working on it. |
 | This is what the first page of about 16 that I did end up drawing looked like for the actual "Y2Christ" book that I was working on. I wrote The full first issue but stopped drawing them half way through because I realized how much it SUCKED. If you where one of the unfortunate few who bought a copy of my 'Larry The Coked Out Bunny Presents #1' then you got to see the first 6 pages in all their glory-suckness. And yes, there is a reference to Vanilla Sky on this page, can you find it? |
 | I started the comic strip in 2003 when I was 21. I knew nothing about drawing or writing comics so I sort of did everything wrong. I would put out crap each week and think it was funny. If memory serves I started the strip sometime around November of 2003, but don't hold me to that. This watercolor was done right before I started the webcomic and was inspired by a painting of the Hulk that I saw. This painting is no where hear as good, but I still like it. I just wish I would have chosen some darker colors for it. It was right around the time I painted this that I decided that the Y2christ comic was complete shit and that I should just do a satire web comic to make fun of things. |
 | Ahh, the very first "Y2christ-Lite" strip in all its shit-tastic-ness glory. It really was a terrible start to my start in to web-comics. I didn't take my time, I didnt bother to even TRY very hard with it. Originally it was just black and white, as if you have read them the first 90 or so where not colored. The first 25 or so strips are not very funny, nor well done. I'm not sure why I even continued at this point. I honestly knew what I was drawing and writing was not very good, but I was compelled to do it. If you look through the archive you can see the progression from utter shit to not so bad. My main problem back then wasn't that I was a terrible artist, in fact I don't think I am much better, is at all, now then I was then. I pretty certain my problem was I rushed everything I did. I wanted to get it done as soon as possible. This, as we all know, will hurt the quality of that you do. I don't think I learned this until the 80th or so strip I did. |
 | "Brad's Girl". This was the first strip that I actually thought was funny, and still do to this day! It's one of the few Larry centric strips I've done and still the funniest in my mind. Of course, this joke doesn't make sense any more because Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston had to go and get divorced and ruin my joke, but still it makes me laugh. Larry is a pretty cool character, I'm not sure what I based him on but I do know that he is fun to draw. Maybe sometime this week I will do a retrospect on Larry and post it up for all to see. |
 | "Dylans' Way 1". This new look for Dylan came from a conversation him and I. He wanted 'Batman Eyes' and a pea coat. Naturally I liked the idea, but had to make it happen in what I thought would be a funny way. I generally use his character, and the character of Garret, to point out the shortcuts and cheap things I do in the strip to get them finished on time. It's fun that way. You will notice that this is strip 132. That means for 131 strips Dylan looked like a child who didn't know how to take his hoodie off. Some people thought he would be the 'Kenny' of my strip in the early days, but since I never planned on killing characters off (even though I did, because the cast got waaaay to large) he just ended up being the punchline (just like in real life!). |
 | WTF?. This is the last strip I did (or at least posted) that had Dylan in it. I had this huge story line plotted out with Larry, The Tiki Guy, Dylan, myself and the rest of the characters where I was thinning out the cast and going to re-start the whole story from scratch. I didn't get very far. Only 5 strips after this one (on April 16th, 2006) I stopped published them all together. I do have plans to restart the strip by the end of this year and to continue it as a once a week web-comic. I want to restart this because we all know we love following the miss-adventures of Dylan and the gang of Y2cl-Lite! |
 | And what post that is all about Dylan would be complete with out a picture of the one and only 'Gus'? Oh how we miss that little guy! It's to bad you had to be chopped off so Dylan could keep living, what a selfish bastard he was when he killed you. |
 | So my friend Dylan, this is for you, on the day of your birth. Good job on not being dead by 26! Heres to hoping you are still alive next year! Ah-men and praise ALA!!! P.S. - If I still had those nude photos of you I would have posted them today. |
~j
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A lot of bloggers, radio DJ's and news reporters are reflecting today on what they where doing six years ago when the towers fell. I however will not be joining that bandwagon. Instead I will be wishing Dylan a Happy Birthday and make this a Dylan-Centric post. Some might say I have an unhealthy gay obsession with Dylan, I disagree. I think that it is completely healthy.
As some of you may know for several years I wrote and drew a comic strip based on Dylan, me and our friends. Today let me share with you the evolution of Dylan through my eyes.
The first image I would like to share with you today is the first time I ever drew Dylan.....
| This was done in drawing II class with Dylan sitting next to me. You see, Dylan and I took a few art classes together (some of my favorite memories from college) and this was the first one. I felt the need to draw him fighting a Sea Creature for some reason. |
| The next one on our list down memory lane With Dylan is my second attempt to capture the true nature of what it is to be Dylan. We all know that he can sprout wings a fly like an angel, but no one has ever seen this. This was the point that I decided to take Dylan and turn him into a SUPER-HERO! To take a stab at writing and drawing a comic book by myself based on Dylan and his Super-Hero Alter Ego 'Y2Christ'. He agreed to let me do this so I began working on it. |
| This is what the first page of about 16 that I did end up drawing looked like for the actual "Y2Christ" book that I was working on. I wrote The full first issue but stopped drawing them half way through because I realized how much it SUCKED. If you where one of the unfortunate few who bought a copy of my 'Larry The Coked Out Bunny Presents #1' then you got to see the first 6 pages in all their glory-suckness. And yes, there is a reference to Vanilla Sky on this page, can you find it? |
| I started the comic strip in 2003 when I was 21. I knew nothing about drawing or writing comics so I sort of did everything wrong. I would put out crap each week and think it was funny. If memory serves I started the strip sometime around November of 2003, but don't hold me to that. This watercolor was done right before I started the webcomic and was inspired by a painting of the Hulk that I saw. This painting is no where hear as good, but I still like it. I just wish I would have chosen some darker colors for it. It was right around the time I painted this that I decided that the Y2christ comic was complete shit and that I should just do a satire web comic to make fun of things. |
| Ahh, the very first "Y2christ-Lite" strip in all its shit-tastic-ness glory. It really was a terrible start to my start in to web-comics. I didn't take my time, I didnt bother to even TRY very hard with it. Originally it was just black and white, as if you have read them the first 90 or so where not colored. The first 25 or so strips are not very funny, nor well done. I'm not sure why I even continued at this point. I honestly knew what I was drawing and writing was not very good, but I was compelled to do it. If you look through the archive you can see the progression from utter shit to not so bad. My main problem back then wasn't that I was a terrible artist, in fact I don't think I am much better, is at all, now then I was then. I pretty certain my problem was I rushed everything I did. I wanted to get it done as soon as possible. This, as we all know, will hurt the quality of that you do. I don't think I learned this until the 80th or so strip I did. |
| "Brad's Girl". This was the first strip that I actually thought was funny, and still do to this day! It's one of the few Larry centric strips I've done and still the funniest in my mind. Of course, this joke doesn't make sense any more because Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston had to go and get divorced and ruin my joke, but still it makes me laugh. Larry is a pretty cool character, I'm not sure what I based him on but I do know that he is fun to draw. Maybe sometime this week I will do a retrospect on Larry and post it up for all to see. |
| "Dylans' Way 1". This new look for Dylan came from a conversation him and I. He wanted 'Batman Eyes' and a pea coat. Naturally I liked the idea, but had to make it happen in what I thought would be a funny way. I generally use his character, and the character of Garret, to point out the shortcuts and cheap things I do in the strip to get them finished on time. It's fun that way. You will notice that this is strip 132. That means for 131 strips Dylan looked like a child who didn't know how to take his hoodie off. Some people thought he would be the 'Kenny' of my strip in the early days, but since I never planned on killing characters off (even though I did, because the cast got waaaay to large) he just ended up being the punchline (just like in real life!). |
| WTF?. This is the last strip I did (or at least posted) that had Dylan in it. I had this huge story line plotted out with Larry, The Tiki Guy, Dylan, myself and the rest of the characters where I was thinning out the cast and going to re-start the whole story from scratch. I didn't get very far. Only 5 strips after this one (on April 16th, 2006) I stopped published them all together. I do have plans to restart the strip by the end of this year and to continue it as a once a week web-comic. I want to restart this because we all know we love following the miss-adventures of Dylan and the gang of Y2cl-Lite! |
| And what post that is all about Dylan would be complete with out a picture of the one and only 'Gus'? Oh how we miss that little guy! It's to bad you had to be chopped off so Dylan could keep living, what a selfish bastard he was when he killed you. |
| So my friend Dylan, this is for you, on the day of your birth. Good job on not being dead by 26! Heres to hoping you are still alive next year! Ah-men and praise ALA!!! P.S. - If I still had those nude photos of you I would have posted them today. |
~j
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Friday, September 7, 2007
09/07/07 - interesting tid bits...
I think tonight I might post a picture of my current desktop, it's pretty impressive. I've spent a lot of time and effort customizing it out to make it fit what the wife and I need it to do. I've also discovered this amazing website lifehacker.com which has given me so many tips and tricks to make things on the PC easier and faster. I have found TONS of free programs to enhance XP, shit to run off a thumb drive, how to sync bookmarks easily. It's rad. That's all i have to say for now, I think I will try to find you a nice random image....
~j
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Thursday, September 6, 2007
09/06/08 - more...
So it is starting to sink in a little. It still doesn't seem real in my head. I certainly doesn't feel right.
I feel I should clarify some things.
The dad can't pass a UA, lives in a house that should be condemned and refuses to hold a REAL job. So any chance of Kodi going to the biological father was gone along time ago when he refused to do CPS services.
Kodi is Bobbie's SIXTH child. The THREE before him HAVE BEEN TAKEN BY CPS. The two before them are drug addicts and losers.
Kodi did not know who Bobbie was and had not met her until November of 2006, AFTER he turned FOUR YEARS OLD.
Do the math on that and it means that she missed the first FOUR YEARS of his life.
She is going to RUIN this boy.
I'm writing a letter to who ever in this state I think will shed some light on this case, news stations, the Governor, I'd write the president but I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have a clue as to what the English language looks like on paper.
That is all for now.
~j
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Wednesday, September 5, 2007
09/05/07 - Shit Fuck Hell Damn Shit Fuck Shit...fuck.
Well...Where shall I start? We had court this morning at 9:30am for Kodi's case. 9:30am we thought and where told several times, even when we called to verify it was 9:30, only to get there at 9:15am and be told that it was already over and we fucking missed it. Yeah, the fucking court was at 9:00am NOT 9:30am like they told us. I swear I am so fucking fed up with CPS lying to our fucking faces all the fucking time about every little fucking thing to do with this case. This is a FOUR YEAR OLD BOY, these court hearings will EFFECT HIS LIFE. And they can't bother to tell the two people who actually care about him the fucking information they need to be there for everything. No one else gives a shit in this case about Kodi but Kaylie and I, all they fucking care about is giving him back to that fucking cunt-whore. You heard me right, they are planning to give our boy to some fucking CUNT-WHORE who went to JAIL for KILLING HER DRUG DEALER IN A CAR ACCIDENT while HIGH on COKE and PREGNANT.
She DISAPPEARS for nearly FOUR FUCKING YEARS of his life then shows back up in NOVEMBER of last year and thinks that she can be his MOTHER. What the FUCK does she know about being a mother? But I digress, let me talk about is REALLY pissing me off.
C.P.-FUCKING-S.
What a corrupt system this is. According to them you can abandoned your child for FOUR YEARS and still be considered a wonderful parent. They are GIVING MY KODI TO THIS WHORE and there is NOTHING I can do about it.
I can't lawyer up. Not because I can't afford one, but because as a foster parent I HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHTS. I can't kill the bitch cause the law man frowns on that shit. I can't hire someone to kill her, cause the law man frowns on that shit too. My best hopes are she just goes away, slips the mortal coil on her own or she slips up bad and CPS comes to their fucking senses about this case. I swear to fucking Christ man. I hate to take the lords name in vain while talking about this but fuck, what am I to do? I love this boy like my own child. To me he IS my child, MY 4 and a half year old, MY Kodi....MINE. This BITCH has NO right.
Kaylie and I can't.....never mind....
Like my new shirt?
~j
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